On December 14th I flew back from spending 30 hours in Colorado. I had the privilege of being a part of a 14th birthday celebration of a student I was really close with. It was an amazing time, seeing the significant part I had played in his life up till that point, and then getting to celebrate his birthday. One of those "privileges" to be in ministry times.
So after a short delay due to weather I finally landed in San Diego around 9:30. Wearily I made my way through baggage, caught the shuttle to my car (which was parked in a garage overnight), called Jen to tell her I was heading home (she sounded very tired and said she was going to bed), and finally pulled out of the parking garage heading home.
As I made a right out of the garage I heard a weird noise from the trunk, like I had left something heavy in there. I really thought nothing of it as I made an immediate left up a big hill heading toward the highway. As I made the left I heard the thumping sound again, this time a little more pronounced. I was utterly confused, trying to pinpoint what I had put in my trunk earlier in the week.
I remember vividly making another left onto India Street, which fed into I-5. All of the sudden my whole car started shaking and I came to the dreadful realization that someone was trapped in my trunk. I called out, "hello, hello" and getting no response I started to run through the different scenario's that would explain someone stuck in my trunk. None of them were very positive.
I immediately abandoned any thought of getting on the highway and started racing down India St., not knowing what I was going to do but unable to drive slow at this point. My adrenaline was flowing.
I saw a Mobil station coming up so I immediately banged a hard left and parked in the middle of the station, right under the greatest concentration of lights.
I jumped out of my car and slowly walked to the trunk. I was faced with two choices, either go get help or open the trunk myself.
I decided on the latter because I reasoned that this had to be someone in need. Anyone who was going to do me harm hopefully would have been smart enough not to lock themselves in a trunk.
I approached the trunk slowly, clicked the lock, threw it open and jumped back.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH" my good friend Andrew yelled. I screamed as I stared at him, not really understanding what I was looking at. All I could say was "what are you doing here!"
Then everything started to dawn on me. That next day I turned 30. I caught a orange blur to my left as a HumV came cruising into the gas station. Out jumped Brad, Hayes, and my traitor wife (who obviously wasn't going to bed after all). Everyone started laughing (other than me) but I was so excited and humbled that these guys would come all the way from Denver for my birthday. One of my best birthdays ever.
I passed the birthday test because I opened the trunk. What a great way to start my 30s. Can't wait till I turn 40. Coming to a realization that someone is trapped in your trunk is not a fun feeling though, and my heart has still not stopped pounding.
5 comments:
Jeff, at least no duct tape was involved to stir up those haunting memories of birthdays past...THE GENERAL
NO joke, my arm hair still hasn't recovered.
Jeffery, Jeffry, JeffyJeff,etc, etc...
I don't want you to be discouraged that so far this is a one-man fan club. I am positive that your other 5 friends have just been busy...they'll get back to you soon and reinforce to you that you were correct in thinking that your thoughts are indeed boring, mundane, inarticulate (your words). In fact, I'm beginning to think that I'm demonstrating signs of a stalker, so I will not leave a comment again until I see that you have solidified a broader fan base. With that being said, I'll talk to you right around Christmastime (hopefully 2008)... From your hope, inspiration, encourager, and power of positive thinking guru-----THE GENERAL
Great shock and awe facial expression. I wish I could have been there to hear you squeal like a girl, but then again I do give you props for actually opening up the trunk.
The debate was whether Jeff would open the trunk. His steadfast wife insisted that her brave man would take on the challenge on his own. She was right! I was the one that squealed ... in laughter after he opened the trunk.
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